I met her in the gift shop
when she started to undress me
I thought she wouldn't last
that it could feel like this"
Behind the bushes in the park
Well, so then it became next week
Tryin' to forget this psycho sex freak
I hoped to meet her someday
She said "welcome to the club man
this is bob man 6'10" he is my husband"
She wanted to see me carried
He alone could fill a freakin' place
that it could hurt like this"
Behind the bushes in the park
just because I'd been going
Sitting inside the bass trap
of my funky little face whap!
when you've known her for a minute
'cause you never know what's in it
If she's wicked you may score
but you sure won't win no prize
Girls are rarely what they seem
So you got to remember this
the next when you feel like doing
(Aiaiaiaiai....) a-a-ha-a-ha-ha