So naive, it helps me to breathe
Your smile I keep on file
So when I'm feeling low I know
I'm by far your greatest fan
Little man I'm endlessly proud of you
In such a short time span
You've filled my heart with joy
As I grow older, you grow wiser
Memorize where I've gone wrong
But do as I say and not as I do
All I want is what is best for you
Little man your head is full of dreams
If only I could spend one day
Now if I live longer, you'll grow faster
At recognizing the traps that cause me such frustration
But do as I say, not as I do
All I want is what is best for you
But do as I say, not as I do
All I want is what is best for you
So naive, it helps me to breathe
Your smile I keep on file
So when I'm feeling low I know
I'm by far your greatest fan
Ah, vampires are known to sneak around
Don't laugh, please, I actually want to be a vampire when I grow up
Ah, vampires are known to sneak around