I drive a car that doesn't work
I shop at Target for my shirts
And when I pay my rent it hurts
But I got invited to this thing so
I think tonight I'm going out
I'm getting off my shitty couch
Ready to fuck my bank account
Taking pictures by the pool
Oh God, I think I might throw up
Don't even know what's in my cup
And I'll admit, this kinda sucks
But before I leave, I know I gotta
Find somewhere dope that I can pose (ah-ah)
Adjust my hair, adjust my clothes (ah-ah)
So I can get that fire post
Taking pictures by the pool
At some house I can't afford
Blacked out on the tennis court
Honestly, I'm kinda bored
Nobody even knows my name
Got an UberPool on the way (shh)
Taking pictures by the pool
At some house I can't afford
Blacked out on the tennis court
Honestly, I'm kinda bored