A year is really more like seven
And all too soon a canine
Will be chasing cars in doggie heaven
As we make our own few circles 'round the sun
And our seven years go by like one
It's the season of the itch
With every scratch it reappears
But those connections are mysterious
While it's true that every dog will have his day
When all the bones are buried
There is barely time to go outside and play
It's the season of the itch
With every scratch it reappears
For every sad son of a bitch
With his tail between his ears (tail between his ears)
I'd rather be a tortoise from Galapagos
Or a span of geological time
I'd rather be a tortoise from Galapagos
Or a span of geological time
Than be living in these dog years
Living in these dog years
A constant buzz of low-level static
And the answer is automatic
As we make our own few circles 'round the block
For the higher-level static of talk
For every sad son of a bitch
With his tail between his ears
(Oh) in the dog years (oh