Went out and I came home with a
I told her I was done with all the
Then she found a, ah man!
Went out and I came home with an actress
I told her I was done with all the madness
Then she found a (click) under my mattress
I'm active, I'm active, I'm
That back's got me doing backflips
I'm wavey, I'm Swayze, I'm Patrick
Tennis, tennis, tennis, tennis racket
Learn a lesson, boy, get schooled
Crush you out, I'll X you
I ain't talking about my ex-wife
Tennis racket, racket, racket, racket, racket
Tell me, whose coat is that jacket?
And then tell me whose coke is that packet?
Cause I'm active, I'm active
Broke into a flat through a cat flap
Then took a shit in the catnip
I'm that sick, three birds
One rubber, Jimmy hat trick
And I'll be this way till I'm a geriatric, I'm active, I'm
That back's got me doing backflips
I'm wavey, I'm Swayze, I'm Patrick
Tennis, tennis, tennis, tennis racket
Went out and I came home with an actress
I told her I was done with all the madness
Then she found a (click) under my mattress
I'm active, I'm active, I'm
I'm on centre court like "racket, please
Give me the racket, please"
Don't make it go John McEnroe
Kick down the door to your happy home
Back in this, I'm backing Pro
Like Dwight Yorke and Andy Cole
Yeah, your wifey's a whore, init
Relationship goals, I scored in it
I'm off nut, I'm online, I'm on stuff
And at band camp this one time, I was active
Two girls in one night, I smacked it
I told her just let me wet the head like a baptist
Next thing you know, woosh, Atlantis
Went out and I came home with an actress
I told her I was done with all the madness
Then she found a (click) under my mattress
I'm active, I'm active, I'm
That back squat was doing backflips
I'm wavey, I'm Swayze, I'm Patrick
Tennis, tennis, tennis, tennis racket
I'm active, I'm active, I'm