Ah

Ah

Is that enough off the top

I don't know

Is it

Yes

God damn it, yes

Great

Good

Seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones

A speech about politics

About order

Brotherhood

Power

But speeches are for campaigning

Now is the time for action

I'll tell you my darkest and whimsical story

Don't ever call me a typical Morty

I answer to nobody, Rick or authority

Smartest of all, sick with my wording

Cause when I was born, that prick had tried forming me into a genius

I wanted more to see

There was no Jerry

No insecurity

No Beth or Summer

Family quarreling

I excelled

Rick was ashamed

And left for a Morty without any brains

Cause he never heard me say

Ah geez Rick, please just stay

So I created my own

And placed him under control

My right eye upon the goal

Did I mention ending Ricks of all dimensions

Then I get their Mortys?

Tortured them from night to morning

To disguise my fort on hideout planet

And planned to plant the evidence on C-137

He prevented it

I'll avenge again as president

No, it's not rookie Morty

It's the Rickest Morty

Hiding in the Rickless Mortys

Never Rick and Morty

No, it's not rookie Morty

It's the Rickest Morty

Hiding in the Rickless Mortys

It's evil Morty

No, it's not rookie Morty

It's the Rickest Morty

Hiding in the Rickless Mortys

Never Rick and Morty

No, it's not rookie Morty

It's the Rickest Morty

Hiding in the Rickless Mortys

It's evil Morty

The Citadel's problem is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the Citadel's death

But I've got a message for them

From the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive

A message

From the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don't

You're outnumbered

Made my way to the Citadel to prepare

To arrange that day when I sit up there

Campaigned for a change to win it fair

And persuade the state but I didn't care

Defamed by the fake news as a joke

Juggling Rick don't know

I'ma go for their throats when I'm pouring in votes

The more I coax then my manager getting cut short

Tried assassinating my ass

Cast him out to space with the trash

Then the shadow council collapsed

I eradicated this clash

Now I'll lace all my loose ends

Cause the change is soon to begin

No more slaves to Rick's perception

Liberate the Mortys and win

Show you what can happen if you call me yellow shirt

Killing any terror Rick upset about their work

Cause they never cared a bit for how they let em hurt

Anyone opposing me is perilous and purged

No more partners in curriculum

Start from dirt

Like in the slums of Mortytown

For Rickless thugs like me

Now see what I've become

No it's not Rookie Morty

It's the Rickest Morty

Hiding in the Rickless Mortys

Never Rick and Morty

No it's not Rookie Morty

It's the Rickest Morty

Hiding in the Rickless Mortys

It's Evil Morty

No it's not Rookie Morty

It's the Rickest Morty

Hiding in the Rickless Mortys

Never Rick and Morty

No it's not Rookie Morty

It's the Rickest Morty

Hiding in the Rickless Mortys

It's Evil Morty

No it's not Rookie Morty

It's the Rickest Morty

Hiding in the Rickless Mortys

Never Rick and Morty

No it's not Rookie Morty

It's the Rickest Morty

Hiding in the Rickless Mortys

It's Evil Morty