Why are you so jealous?

You know I could have also fucked

More than one person at a time

Just like you

But I did not

So think about who you're calling a slut

Oh right, that term 's for women only, I forgot

But I remember you crying while telling me

You fell in love too, but there's no use in the "we"

Well I hope you're using each other accordingly

And enjoy your advantages, 'cause they sure ain't for free

What are we gonna pretend today?

What do you wanna pretend?

What do you wanna pretend today?

Do you wanna pretend that it's all okay?

I'm sorry, I ran out of pretend some way

I ran out. I ran out of pretend

No, I'm not gonna be someone else for you

I long. I long. I just long. I long to be true

Congratulations, I'm really impressed and surprised

Didn't know it's possible to disappoint someone so many times

Do you do this for a living or just on the side?

Cause you do it pretty well

And it looks like you almost convinced yourself when you tell

"S Leben is sche. Oh s Leben is doch sche"

I totally agree but let me add something to this

S Leben is sche, wenns ned grad total beschissen is

What are we gonna pretend today?

What do you wanna pretend?

What do you wanna pretend today?

Do you wanna pretend that it's all okay?

I'm sorry, I ran out of pretend some way

I ran out. I ran out of pretend

No I'm not gonna be someone else for you

I long. I long. I just long. I long to be true

And I long to say right in your face

Fuck You