There's a devil waiting outside your door
There's a devil waiting outside your door
It is bucking and braying and pawing at the floor
And he's howling with pain and crawling up the walls
There's a devil waiting outside your door
He's weak with evil and broken by the world
He's shouting your name and he's asking for more
There's a devil waiting outside your door
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
O is for only you that I do
V is for loving virtually all that you are
E is for loving almost everything that you do
A is for answering all of my prayers
N is for knowing your loverman's going
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
There's a devil crawling along your floor
There's a devil crawling along your floor
With a trembling heart, he's coming through your door
With his straining sex in his jumping paw
There's a devil crawling along your floor
And he's old and he's stupid and
he's hungry and he's sore
And he's lame and he's blind
and he's dirty and he's poor
There's a devil crawling along your floor
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
No, I got no choice at all
V is for virtue, so I ain't gonna hurt you
E is for even if you want me to
R is for render unto me, baby
M is for that which is mine
A is for any old how, darling
What I am what I am I'm your loverman!
There's a devil lying by your side
You might think he's asleep
He wants you, baby, to be his bride
There's a devil lying by your side