That's never existed before
So leave your vaccines at the doors
And stock up on the beans in your drawers
(Cough cough) Now what's gonna happen to you
(Cough cough) Stay off the buses and stay off the tube
(Cough cough) Don't worry the government knows just what to do
(Cough cough) Like SARS, Influenza, Black Death, and Swine Flu?
The NHS is well-prepared to deal with an outbreak of this kind
And is already putting measures in place
I can't believe what I'm seeing
The shops are swept clean
And every single musician is doing a live-stream
Now I think I've got a fever
Guess that's two weeks on my sofa
(Cough cough) Might build an online persona
(Cough cough) Or get in shape and do some yoga
(Cough cough) All while preventing pneumonia
(Cough cough) Thanks Corona
He's a pig he's a piggy he's a piglet
Yeah Boris Johnson likes big business
If I catch him walkin round Brixton
I'll cut his fingers off right right at the signet