You're selfish yes you are, yes you are, yes you are
I've been checking my clock
Wouldn't it be worth a lot
If you would just call me boy
Saying it'd be worth a shot
Saying that you want to fall
Wouldn't it be nice if you would turn up
Maybe once or twice you'd pick the phone up
Shout it to my heart to know you won't be true
I keep hoping that I'll sober
Will I ever see a change in you
Mr. Wankerman I get so tired
Mr. Wankerman you got no respect no
(Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are)
Ain't got enough mistakes
There was a time when I cried
See its the same of something stupid
Had a falling out with cupid
Told me fairy tales of someone with a heart
My prince charming took a wrong turn
When it sings and never came over
Will you smile & laugh when you're alone
You're selfish yes you are
You're selfish yes you are, yes you are, yes you are
I'm gonna, I'm gonna let my band tell you something worth thinking about
Tell him for me, tell him for me now
Every single one of us here
We're sick & tired of your shit
Along with everything else baby
Mr. Wankerman you got no respect for your lady and you're selfish
I put up with your shit for such a long time
I'm not gonna take no more
Can't you see that I'm tired love
I even had to, I had to write song about it
Out of my life for good baby
'Cause you're just a silly little Wankerman
And everything, everything I need
Thank you for dusty love, she's really cute
And thank you for the lyrics love, they really helped me out
Thank you for growing me up
I lost a lot of trust with you
But I'm wiser for it, yes I am
Don't turn around, just keep walking
You got a couple issues in your head
Nothing but a no-good, dirty ugly asshole
(Maybe that was a little harsh)
One foot in front of the other
(Get the f**** out of my face bitch)
(Did anybody see War of the Worlds?)
(I don't know why it's funny)