Don't wanna die in a Super 8 motel
Just because somebody's evening didn't go so well
If I ever get back to Bristol
I'm better off sleeping in the county jail
Don't wanna die in a Super 8 motel
Having such a sweet night
Drinking like a pirate do
I'll raise more hell than you
And talk about the bad ole days
Telling me her heart hurt
Honey, let me count the ways
Screaming at his girlfriend
Waving 'round a fungo bat
I don't wanna die in a Super 8 motel
Just because somebody's evening didn't go so well
If I ever get back to Bristol
I'm better off sleeping in the county jail
I don't wanna die in a Super 8 motel
Well, finally got the room clear
Bleeding from my left ear
Feeling pretty bad for the maid
And my dinner in the sink
And I woke up with the bed still made
My heart way up in my throat
And the maid starts screaming
And it looks like it's all she wrote
Well, they slapped me back to life
And they telephoned my wife
And they filled me full of Pedialyte
It would make a great story
If I ever could remember it right
I don't wanna die in a Super 8 motel
Just because somebody's evening didn't go so well
If I ever get back to Bristol
I'm better off sleeping in the county jail
I don't wanna die in a Super 8 motel
I don't wanna die in a Super 8 motel