My first love was a chick from the sixth named Geneva
Had to take the 88 upstate just to see her
After 22 years I got eager and had to leave her.
Now I'm realizing how much I really need her
But someone said follow my heart and head eastward
That's when I met Brooklyn, but Brooklyn was a cheater
The second I turned my back
Jay and Wheezy tag-teamed her
So I started packing, she asked me what happened
I told her I was leavin' her for her older sister Manhattan,
Manhattan was into rap so we started chit-chatting
And she was Chinese, Italian, black and porto-latin
Super high maintenance and way too into fashion
Didn't even tell the piecer left her number on a napkin
Damn, but back then was back then
Now I heard she went Hollywood and began acting
Oh, I've been looking for love
I've been falling in love
And after Manhattan, I was acting silly
Messing with a stick-body jewel named Philly
But that didn't work out too great
I'm vegetarian and all she ate was cheesesteak
I went to Boston more for Mary Ann
And almost got married man
But she was self-centered always stuck in Maryland
I knew a slim thing named Virginia
I swear to god her body's smoking but she kept gettin' thinner
And I'll never forget my first trissie
In the pins with the Carolina twins gettin' busy
I know the history but I had to leave early
On the 85 doin' 80 Friday bright and early
And met a Georgia Peach named Annie
Who used to stay in Atlanta
Accent so thick I couldn't even understand her
And that's when I realized
I damn near ran through the whole I-95
Oh, I've been looking for love
I've been falling in love
Yeah, then I met Miami, she was Spanish
Miami te amo, mi chiamo Travis
She could tell that I wasn't bilingual
I don't know pogito, but I know un poquito
We can hit south beach and drink mojitos
And maybe you can introduce me to your people
You're my first love, keep on coming
I think I finally found where I'mma stayin'
I-95 but never forget the 88
Oh, I've been looking for love
I've been falling in love
