Bow Wow..B-Bow Wow...B-be -Bow Wow....B-be -be -Bow Wow Wow
Bow Wow..B-Bow Wow...B-be -Bow Wow....BOW WOW WOW
I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
Like a good fella, I'm a good speller
Yet I get retarded like Hellen Keller
Take it, I'll kick it, better I'll flick it
Just like a booger, I fuck around with hookers
Like Tina Turner, I'm a fast learner
Earning up my wealth, now I go for self
Like Barney Rubble, who's always in trouble
I'm quick on the double, you'll never see me fumble
Like a quaterback, think I outta smack
Wack MCs who think they're all of that
I Bow Wow Wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
It ain't no hassle, I'll grab my lasso
Check a punk asshole, like Eddie Haskle
Yet I'm not the reaper or Sigorny Weaver
I'll bust a stunt punk like Colt Seavers
Then do the polka, I'm iller then the Joker
I'm not mediocre, like almond mocca
I'm flavor, behavior is ill when I spill
You'll be fucked just like Fire Marshall Bill
'Cause I cause disasters like the Dukes of Hazard
I'll shatter you kid if you step punk bastard
Zero, Weirdo, the Funk Superhero
Yeah you scare me, just like a scarecrow
Eenie meenie, I funk like Houdini
No I run shit punk, like Mussolini
Kid like me dreams of tiny bikinis
Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson
Bring your crew punk, cut you in fractions
Action packed, want to come back
On the drunk track, sharp like a thumb tac
I'm in the congos, I chill like Tonto
When it comes to the funk, I rock pronto
WRITERS
DAVID L. SPRADLEY, GARRY MARSHALL SHIDER, GEORGE JR. CLINTON, JASON VASQUEZ, LARRY MUGGERUD, LEOR DIMANT