Yeah, I know she's perfect
Just 'cause we're at this bar doesn't mean we wanna talk
We're not sisters or friends
Um, she's actually my girlfriend
You're taking it too far, so before we key your car
We're not cousins or colleagues
She's really my girlfriend
You don't have to be sad about it, baby
Aren't you someone's dad?
Back, back, back, b-back off
Don't wanna be seduced while I'm lookin' through the fruits
I'm not interested in you
Also, I have a girlfriend
Just take your dairy milk and leave
Back, back, back, b-back off
Back, back, back, b-back off
Hey Mr. Man, I don't think you're listening
We like our space, so can you keep your distance?
Why can't you face it? It's just basic normal gay shit
Why can't you face it? It's just basic normal gay shit
Why can't you face it? It's just basic normal gay shit
Why can't you face it? It's just basic normal gay shit