I go to college, that makes me so cool
I live in a dorm and show off by the pool
I join the right clubs just to build an impression
I block out thinking, it won't get me ahead
Belushi's my hero, I lampoon and I ape him
My news of the world, comes from Sports Illustrated
I'm proud of my trophies like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall to impress all my friends
No, I'm not here to learn
And be taught how to fuck, whoo, win
Win, I always play to win
Want to fit in like a cog
I'm a terminal, terminal, terminal preppie
Terminal, terminal, terminal preppie
Terminal, terminal, terminal, terminal
Terminal, terminal, terminal, terminal
Who just smiles all the time
Filled with Springsteen and wine
With Thanksgivings to host
I'm a terminal, terminal, terminal preppie
Terminal, terminal, terminal preppie
Terminal, terminal, terminal preppie