When you're the baddest dude in the street
Some time you got to kick some behind
Keep the homeboys in line
When it comes to bein' bad, I'm good
Need a bad guy for your body
Here's my card, just call
From breaking legs to breaking hearts
I'm just a bad boy superstar
Who stole the cookie and the cookie jar
But I'm made of the right stuff
I'm the baddest lover, baddest dancer
Baddest, you just name it
While making love on a posture-pedic bed
Don't mean to brag, don't mean to boast
But my rap is natural like a whole wheat toast
When I'll do time for doing crime
I'd be the baddest dude in jail
And the guards will be scared
They'll sh- in their underwear
But I'm made of the right stuff
Bad, so bad (Coco Loco, Coco Loco)
What you talkin' 'bout callin' me crazy, baby?
Well you are, you're out of your mind
They don't call you Coco Loco for nothin'
Who you talkin' to like that?
Who do you think you are?
I got many women I can go to
Yeah, they go to you, you go to them
I'm one bad, bad, bad dude
That's right, you speak words of wisdom, baby
'Cause everybody know, yeah, I is bad, I mean so bad
I can punch you and hurt your whole family
And you know what the funny thing?
I'm so so bad, so bad (Coco Loco)