Let’s Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire
•
2023
(Intro) Let's Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire
Lyrics
Imagine a world, with no heteros
Got Apple Pay on my telephone
I'm on my way to get my pills
Going to drag brunch with all my girls
I screamed, I woke up
I'm covered with cold sweat
That guy, yes, that heterosexual guy
His hands were on my thighs
We were in a shitty club
Surrounded by a sea of his hetero friends
LGBT OBGYN
If you know, you know
If you don't, you don't
Lets hope heteros fail, learn, retire
They're intimidated 'cause I'm bored, cunty, sexy
I fuck around 'til I figure out, but they get in my way
Got me traumatized, I cry a lot until it goes away
Chase me to the club at 2 o'clock and I'm already drunk
Push me to the wall, emotional, but I don't give a fuck
Lets hope heteros fail, learn, retire
They're intimidated 'cause I'm messy, funny, scary
Rhinestones? True
Pronouns? True
Dry bar? Not true
But margaritas, true
Crop top? True
Haus lab? True
Sephora? Not true
But what is even true
Lets hope heteros fail, learn, retire
They're intimidated 'cause I'm bored, cunty, sexy
Lets hope heteros fail, learn, retire
They're intimidated 'cause I'm messy, funny, scary
WRITERS
Alice Longyu Gao, Devon Karpf
PUBLISHERS
Lyrics © CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC
See A Problem With Something?
Lyrics
Other
More From This Album
Let’s Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire
2023
01
(Intro) Let's Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire
Alice Longyu Gao
02
Come 2 Brazil
Alice Longyu Gao
03
Believe The Hype
Alice Longyu Gao,Oli Skyes
04
MAKE U 3 ME
Alice Longyu Gao
05
MONK
Alice Longyu Gao
06
Hëłlœ Kįttÿ (Hello Kitty)
Alice Longyu Gao
07
.Sex
Alice Longyu Gao
08
(Reprise) Let's Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire
Alice Longyu Gao
LyricIQ Analysis
Top Emotion
Enjoyment
Sentiment
Theme
Sexual
