Joan was quizzical; studied pataphysical
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
Writing fifty times "I must not be
But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.
P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one."
Painting testimonial pictures.
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
The judge does not agree and he tells them
But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead.