I should have said I didn't like you
I should have said it from the start
I wouldn't have to disappoint you
Wouldn't have to pull apart
And now you come around routinely
I have to make you leave at dawn
I promise every day I'll tell you
Your dad jokes just annoy me
And then you show up on my doorstep
Why can't I just be honest
Each day I wait moves me closer
Somehow it must be taken care of
Now my mom is calling you
She invites you to her bridge club
It starts at half past two
I promise everyday I'll tell you
Your dad jokes just annoy me
And then you show up on my doorstep