I drank calcium

It kept my bones strong

Outlived my flesh

Now I'm a skeleton

The commercials and the doctors

Were not capping

When they told us

That drinking milk was beneficial to the human condition

I'm living proof

I can confirm that it's true

And if you wanna be a skeleton than I am here for you

All you really gotta do is

Include whole milk into all your foods

Gradually, overtime

You'll find your bones will inevitably outlive you

Skull & Bones, aye

Skull & Bones, aye

Skull & Bones, aye

Skull & Bones, aye

Yuh, yuh, that the one way

Yuh, yuh, that the one way

The only downside is there's no more sex

Skeletons don't have dicks

And I miss mine