P plate prick with a permit d'you earn it

Scratched up his car he does not concern it

Rules the road with his music loud

First gear round the bend from the start to the end

I'm laughing with my head down to the ground

Making little squeaky sounds in time with his car break

He goes from hero to zero immobile round corners

He's acting like the time has slowed

He don't need no speaking he's preaching and lying

2006 hatchback rules the road

Never will I ride, never will I ride again

Never will I ride, never will I ride again

I get in in the car there's a bill laid for me

When he drive girl its a different story

The cars his home and he makes you pay

For a little trip up to prospect lane

I'm thinking your my pal mate this ain't great

You barely drive me anyway and will he stall today

He goes from hero to zero immobile round corners

He's acting like the time has slowed

He don't need no speaking just preaching and lying

2006 hatch rules the road

Never will I ride, never will I ride again

Never will I ride, never will I ride again

He goes from hero to zero immobile round corners

He's acting like the time has slowed

He don't need no speaking just preaching and lying

2006 hatch rules the road

Never will I ride, never will I ride again

Never will I ride, never will I ride again