Would the ocean be embarrassed
I don't think she feels that callous
Well, let me introduce myself
I'm hangin off the continental shelf
Just come on down when you sea kelp
I pump out more air than the trees
Some say I'm the reason there's life on Earth
Now. the whales keep on beaching
That's no place for a large water mammal
cnd the coral keeps on bleaching
Well, the fish don't like it when the colour's too mellow
But I'll just keep on preaching the goodness
I'm talking bout the Original Green
Keeping the water and the airways clean