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Two dollar longnecks Tuesday night
No cover charge, no big mau mau
No credit checks, no flashing light
I’ll play requests if I know how
I have bashed on this guitar
Since back when Hector was a pup
“Electric Warrior” and Big Star
And Leonard Cohen fucked me up
But I don’t drink no more black beer
I never touch the harder stuff
I run on Diet Coke and fear
None of my dreams are quite enough
Porter’s trolling Vanderbilt
Got a co-ed twin in each hand
He’s never known no shame or guilt
I guess I sorta understand
But I been broke and I’ve been poor
And I’ve been drunk and I’ve been high
There’s not much I know for sure
But if I keep this up I’m gonna die
So I don’t drink no more black beer
I never touch the harder stuff
I run on Diet Coke and fear
None of my dreams are quite enough
I don’t know what your name is, Miss
Been watching you since you walked in
Gonna take a break and take a piss
Don’t expect I’ll see you again
I won $10,000 once
In the Alabama Lottery
And a girl who looked like Kirsten Dunst
Took 6 or 7K off me
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