SAMMY:

Songs are so much fun, I like to play them

But I'll need some help, haven't you heard

When I find it hard to finish what I say, then

I'll need you to sing the final -

AUDIENCE:

- word

SAMMY:

So we'll start off nice and easy with a slow one

So the concept settles in your mind

'Cos you know the saying ""it takes one to -

AUDIENCE:

- know one.""

SAMMY:

Well, now you know it, don't get left be -

AUDIENCE:

- hind

SAMMY:

Well, now we're going faster

Luigi likes his -

AUDIENCE:

Pasta

SAMMY

That was just a test to see if you're racist

The Japanese are nice

And they eat a lot of -

AUDIENCE:

- rice

SAMMY:

Steamed vegetables

But don't worry if you fall

It's all for one and

AUDIENCE:

- one for all

SAMMY:

Well, now you're going great, you're like a choir

Everybody loves a singalong

Well, I could say, ""Get out, guys, there's a -

AUDIENCE:

""- fire.""

SAMMY:

But you'd still think it was part of the song

I bought a knife but it was blunt

You probably think I'm gonna make you say the word--

But I'm not, 'cos it's not like me

I was driving down the coast

And I thought I saw a -

AUDIENCE:

- ghost

SAMMY:

Put a letter in the -

AUDIENCE:

- post

SAMMY:

And in the toaster, I put -

AUDIENCE:

- toast

SAMMY:

No, bread, you buggers!

Am I ever gonna see your face again?

Don't be rude!

I've got a very itchy nostril

So I scratched with a -

Nothing rhymes with nostril, that's correct

You're smart

There's a place for you all in my -

AUDIENCE:

- heart

SAMMY:

But sadly now, my friends

It's time for me to fly

'Cos every journey -

AUDIENCE:

- ends

SAMMY:

And this is now good -

AUDIENCE:

- bye