I made my way to a dusty log
I found my place just hanging with the frogs
They were cool, they had it going on
And it's just me sitting on the log
Well I met this girl made me feel like
I was on top of the world
Unlike my friends the frogs
Who left me standing all alone at that log
I found out her deepest darkest secrets
Looking back it was so obvious
Admit that she is a snail
Sliming a way through the gates of hell
Through the gates of hell
She had me fooled but now I know just what She is
The world's your oyster or so I'm told
Find your partner and heal your soul
But it's only me growing old
Missing my friends the frogs
Well I left this girl made me feel like
I was on the bottom of the world
Just like when my friends the frogs
Left me standing all alone at that log
I found out her deepest darkest secrets
Looking back it was so obvious
Admit that she is a snail
Sliming a way through the gates of hell
Through the gates of hell
She had me fooled but now I know just what She is