If they take away your pencils and powders
Or the mirror hanging on the wall
If they take away your manufactured sex appeal
If they take away your corner office
Or the title hanging on the door
If they kick away the ladder you've been climbing on
If you get your head out of that Harlequin romance
I'll stop watching those dirty videos I've been seeing
Let's go sit together in a room with no distractions
And learn to love each other just like human beings
If they take away our televisions
Our churches and our jobs
If they take away the curse of money
When you strip it all away