Ladies and gentlemen

What you are about to witness is history in the making

In the red corner at one hundred and fifty beats per minute

Brostep

And his opponent, in the blue corner

He is the kick-clap master

Briddim (Volpetron)

Only one can win

Brostep on my mark

Fight

Oh my Go-

Unleash the briddim

How can he keep fighting after that battle?

Only one

Oh God, they're still going at it?

And the winner is, Br-