The summing of the squaring of the edges of a triangle

Is equal to the square of the hypotenuse side

But only if your triangle is right can we assume this

If your triangle is wrong we can assume that I lied

Johnny has eleven apples, Kevin has another seven

Apples in a bushel basket shiny and red

Now if Johnny took an apple from the seven that were Kevin's

Knowing Kevin I'd say Johnny'd have a basket on his head

Locomotive A left Walla Walla trav'ling all of sixty-

Seven miles an hour in the opposite way of

Locomotive B where you are sitting, looking out the window; did I

Mention that your luggage is on Locomotive A?

Farmer Joe has fifty acres; Farmer Joe has seven greedy sons

Who want to run the farm when Farmer Joe's deceased

Now, should Farmer Joe divide it, or should Farmer Joe decide to

sell it all to buy a condo down in Tampa / St. Pete?

Let's say you have a pizza and divide it into pieces and the

Pieces of the pizza must be fair as can be

Assuming there are twelve of you, how big to cut the pieces

Being careful first, of course, to give three-quarters to me