Isn't this nice? Everybody's being so nice
Nothing is wrong, trouble's half passed
Everybody civil and getting along
You should open a restaurant, dad!
No matter how well things are going
No matter how happy we seem
Just below the pleasant chatter, we're aware
Of a steady burn that'll flair
But then we take the turn
We fight against the turn
We struggle with the turn
If you're looking for work, they're hiring at Costco
I hear the pay is not bad
Huh, I should look into that
Thanks for thinking of me, Buddy
Isn't this sweet? Everybody's being so sweet
Look at us swerve, all on our guard
Everybody's hoping not to take the curve
And if you do get a job, you can finally pay me back
No matter how lovely the evening
No matter how careful we are
And despite the friendly banter, we're annoyed
By a topic we should learn to avoid
Instead we take the turn (we take)
Of course we take the turn (we take)
So when you say pay you back-
I meant for the stereo you stole
Stole? You agreed to give me that stereo
It's all going fine, then it changes so fast
A look, a joke, a slight from the past
Pass the salt, sling the mud
Carve the meat, draw the blood
You promised to give me that stereo
If I went next door and slapped Swicky around
The Showchoir begins to sing ooh's underneath the dialogue
Which I went to do! It's not my fault it didn't happen!
You hired Debra to beat up Mr. Swicky?
Well I couldn't do it myself, he's my neighbor!
This is exactly what I don't wanna know!
He did some awful things, Kim
Ms. Denton said she saw a masked intruder crawl in his window
I didn't wanna be identified and you told me to scare him
I didn't tell you to kill him!
I didn't know he had a weak heart!
He just took one look at me and dropped dead!
You were wearing a pig mask!
If a pig lady crawled in my window, I'd drop dead too!
That's why we left Lodi, because you stared Swicky to death?
The showchoir stops singing
I should've never told you!
None of this would've even happened, Buddy
I really wanted another baby
Scared it would be like me?
So she made sure it wouldn't be
You had sex with Mr. Swicky
So dad hired Aunt Debra to beat him up
But Aunt Debra killed him instead
What is wrong with you people?!
The adults all break out into an argument as Kim slowly leaves the table
No matter how well things are going
No matter how happy we seem
With just a blow of the wind
With a steady burn, with a steady burn