I don’t have exes, I have why’s

Like why’d you waste my time

Why did I not see the signs

Why’d I ever call you mine?

God it’s so embarrassing

Staring at a list of names

Thinkin bout feelings that I could’ve saved

I wish I could be like Ari

Say I’m grateful for what they taught me

But no way in hell I could keep a straight face

I bet my name’s a touchy conversation

But I can't say the same thing

For your information

I don’t have exes, I have why’s

Like why’d you waste my time

Why did I not see the signs

Why’d I ever call you mine?

There’s no exes, only why’s

Like why was I so blind

Maybe that’s the reason why

All my exes look like why-why’s

Fuck up in a simulation

That’s the only explanation

Press never again and then

It would restart

The first was a cheater

The second a fake

The third never even defined the relationship

Til it came to the breakup, shit

I’ll let you win this

Now you got your wish

Your name won’t leave my lips

Cause we never existed

I don’t have exes, I have why’s

Like why’d you waste my time

Why did I not see the signs

Why’d I ever call you mine?

There’s no exes, only why’s

Like why was I so blind

Maybe that’s the reason why

All my exes look like why-why’s

I bet my name’s a touchy conversation

But I can't say the same thing

You’re mad about it but I’m not

I don’t have exes, I have why’s

Like why’d you waste my time

Why did I not see the signs

Why’d I ever call you mine?

There’s no exes, only why’s

Like why was I so blind

Maybe that’s the reason why

All my exes look like why-why’s