I met a man named Slimy Sam

Slimy as a toad in the sand

3 dollar suit and a tan

Good ole slimy sam

What a man slimy sam

He just dont give a damn

Business stetson enjoying the fam

Good ole slimy sam

He got the accent to prove a point

Sitting dissing on smoking a joint

He may tell you a story or two

Good ole slimy sam

What a man slimy sam

He just dont give a damn

Business stetson enjoying the fam

Good ole slimy sam

Shake your hand with a grin

Paste your fingers with a pen

Better watch out for this man

Good ole slimy sam

What a man slimy sam

He just dont give a damn

Business stetson enjoying the fam

Good ole slimy sam