I've been down and I've been out
Had caviar and sauerkraut
But bad has never been so good
I've been square and I've been around
Been with the kings and with the clowns
But right side up is upside down
Half of me is jelly and half of me is hard
I'll crawl on my belly to your backyard
If you chop up a worm both sides will walk away
Do it to a heart and it will just decay
I've been sad and I've been gay
Sang the blues til they went away
But I'm glad the blues are here to stay since I met you