You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
I wouldn't touch you with a
You're a vile one Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the a seasick crocodile
You're a foul one Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
You're a rotter Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Your sole is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
You're a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich