And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
Would you tell me a story?
You want me to tell you a story?
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
He was drinkin' whiskey and gin at the age of three
Gimmie that god damn book!
Here let me read you this one
It was a silent night, yes a holy night,
Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?
Deck the halls with balls of holy
Tra la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly
Merry Christmas muthafucka!
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho ho ho!
While I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe
Now dashin' through the snow
Oh what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring them bells
She's takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
Hey ring them bells, ring them bells
She's takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
Tis the season to get busy
And I'm smokin' on this stick.
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Christmas
She said slide down the chimney
A VCR on a set with one of
Give that to Rudolph the red nosed
To that rum like a everlastin' gobstopper
Give me a hump for his cock will be
I'm havin' fuckin' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
I said here's some candy canes eat 'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
Yo where's ya rhyme tell me Buck Wheat.
And all the toys, boys and girls
I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
??? when I was young I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let America know
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five
Years oh just stay young, bold datin'
Singin' Silent Night carolin' recietin'
Now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lye.
On the third day of Christmas my homeboys gave to me
And a A muthafuckin' K bitch.
Show us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.
Close the door little bitch
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.
I'm gettin' Christmas caught
Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
But a nigga will eat them chicken, and
Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
Who's climbin' in my window
My carin' and high make a high know
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
And have a fucked up new year (x4)
And they all went to prison
And lived fucked up lives ever after