But you're a fucking bore
Tell us one that we haven't heard before
Cheap laughs all around the table
Sympathy chuckles to save you feeling shameful
Splitting sides laughing at yourself
Just take a look around at everyone else
Let me know if you can see a single smile
Getting up and walking out your act is fucking tired
This problem is getting serious
That you seem to think your something hilarious
Set up a punchline, can you take care of this
This problem is getting serious
That you seem to think your something hilarious
Set up a punchline, can you take care of this
Then what's the fucking punchline
United rolling of the eyes
You're gonna wind up dead
Splitting sides laughing at yourself
Just take a look around at everyone else
Let me know if you can see a single smile
Getting up and walking out your act is fucking tired
This problem is getting serious
That you seem to think your something hilarious
Set up a punchline, can you take care of this
This problem is getting serious
That you seem to think your something hilarious
Set up a punchline, can you take care of this
Make me laugh, make me laugh
I just don't think you can
Make me laugh, make me laugh
I just don't think you can
Make me laugh, make me laugh
I just don't think you can
Make me laugh, make me laugh
So funny I've just pissed myself laughing
Joke about this, joke about that
Won't stop 'till you finally get a laugh
Split sides, crying eyes, the same jokes
This problem is getting serious
That you seem to think your something hilarious
Set up a punchline, can you take care of this
This problem is getting serious
That you seem to think your something hilarious
Set up a punchline, can you take care of this