You won't fool me with your snake oil charm
You won't fool me with all your smarm
You won't fool me with your 3 piece suit
Or with your plastic substitute
Or your stall of rotten fruit
You won't fool me with your strong and stable
Won't fool me with your Tower of Babel
Won't fool me with tomorrow's jam
Won't fool me with your cunning plan
Your austerity is just a scam
I've been around too many years
And I'm not wet behind the ears
So why don't you just disappear
You won't fool me with your soundbite
Won't fool me with your bullshite
Won't fool me with technology
Won't fool me with your BBC
Or with your buy one get one free
You won't fool me with your widescreen
Won't fool me with your foolproof scheme
Won't fool me with your politics
Won't fool me with your bag of tricks
Won't fool me with your get rich quick
I've been around too many years
And I'm not wet behind the ears
So why don't you just disappear
You won't fool me with your special deal
Won't fool me with your sex appeal
Won't fool me with your honest face
Won't fool me with your rat race
Won't fool me with your songs of praise
You won't fool me with your flag waving
Won't fool me with your marketing
Won't fool me with transparency
I've been around too many years
And I'm not wet behind the ears
So why don't you just disappear