I can't find a perfect Christmas card
I can't find a perfect Christmas card
Oh I've searched every strip mall
I think I've read them all
But none of them say how you make me feel
See you've got the biggest heart
Even the one's at Hallmark
Their words aren't worthy to describe how I feel about you
I can't find a perfect Christmas card
I can't find a perfect Christmas card
And I drove across state lines
If it didn't live up to the way you make me feel
All times, I'm sitting on cloud 9
And I won't stop until I find
A poem that could reach as deep
I can't find a perfect Christmas card
I can't find a perfect Christmas card
I can't find a perfect Christmas card
I can't find a perfect Christmas card
My teacher was sure to fail me
These bowling shoes I've stolen
My peers, I had to impress
Now I see the tours I want
Sitting there at the North Pole
Easy to judge when you're up in the cold
Looking down, dissecting me
If you had my life, then maybe you'd see
Santa forget all the stupid things that I did
Won't you forgive me and climb down the chimney again?
Santa forget all the stupid things that I did
Won't you forgive me and climb down the chimney again?
I got in a fight in the lunch room
Were you checking me twice?
He dumped his chili on my new shirt
So was it naughty or nice?
Sitting there at the North Pole
Easy to judge when you're up in the cold
Looking down, dissecting me
If you had my life, then maybe you'd see
Santa forget all the stupid things that I did
Won't you forgive me and climb down the chimney again?
Santa forget all the stupid things that I did
Won't you forgive me and climb down the chimney again?
(Climb down the chimney again)
Santa, where are you tonight?
Santa forget all the stupid things that I did
Won't you forgive me and climb down the chimney again?
I will not pout, I will not cry
Don't even have tell me why
I'll make your list, don't check it twice
You'll have no doubt if I'm naughty or nice