You know the little baby turtles that like to play peek-a-boo

Well, you can kiss them good-bye if a hellfish comes through

They inflict ecosystem trauma

'Cause they're hangry like piranhas

And they gobble up the fauna like a fishy Jeffrey Dahmer

A snakehead would make a lake dead

And all the little lives in liquid

Are jeopardized by wicked hellfish

If they invaded

It's the only reason I'd miss out

On spicy cheese bread

If a hellfish finds a mate

It'll lay fifty thousand eggs a day

And will walk from lake to lake

On his fins and spread fast like the plague

It breathes air like a toad and it lurks in the muck

If the hellfish is really there then the pond might be f-- screwed

A snakehead would make a lake dead

And all the little lives in liquid

Are jeopardized by wicked hellfish

If they invaded

It's the only reason I'd miss out

On spicy cheese bread

We hire experts in ponds who have pond PhDs

Who pH balance the ponds and check on pond species

Repair pond ecology with fancy pond degrees

Making sure the pond turtles are feeling super fertile

But there'd be environmental catastrophe

If someone put a hellfish in the meer

I don't think the park ponds would persevere

No, no, no!

A snakehead would make the lake dead

(A snakehead would make a lake dead)

(And all the little lives in liquid)

What about the turtles?

(Are jeopardized)

What about what about the ducks?

(By wicked hellfish)

The hellfish

(If they invaded)

Is the only reason

(It's the only reason)

I'd hate to miss out

(I'd miss out)

On spicy cheese bread

(On spicy cheese bread)