When I was nine, I fell in love
Inside his tent with flowers
By thirteen I gave up trying
I decided I would be a mathematician
Because addition and subtractions and division
Smart with math but stupid with love
So thank you, math, for being there
'Cause now you've brought me this cute boy
He's like someone from TV
He's like that guy who gives out roses to those women
His clothes, his grooming
And he's foot away from me
With swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in
He is live and in the room!
Smart with math, but stupid with love
I'm astounded and non-plussed
I am filled with calculust
Does this guy work out? He must
Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy that thought
School was rough but now it's not
Smart with math but stupid with love