More than twice a day I think about you

(Something about being sad)

And if you didn't sleep with every single friend

(Someone told me you had)

They lied

Seemed so harmless with me at your side

Take a little bit

From every single book I haven't read

Except for (redacted) the people on my shelf are all dead

I think that if I tried sadly I would find I have nothing to say

Woah think its really funny

Lets get goin

Why does it hurt when I go to the bathroom

To put things in my nose

It only hurts to know

Over the counter medication

And you're still so fucking irritating

I think you gave me something

Various vocal riffing and general foolish activity

Including, but not limited to, ooh and ahh